The Theocracy of Absolute communism285 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.356 billion Absolute communism285ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism285ian economy, worth 691 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,684 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, army rations are served on silver platters, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism285's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism285 is ranked 51,316^th in the world and 2,965^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,828.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.